Beard looks good! Keep it!

My phone already has my finger prints and my face id, is this the next biometric that I’m going to need to record to access my bank account?

Diddy king is best of all! Don’t forget to remind daddy to bring some hallucinogenic laced baby oil. This helps build rapport and loving bonds of familial love and respect!

Diddy King!

You forgot hog ties.

Ask your parents to sleep in the same bed as you two for the first few nights. It’ll calm everyone down and help build trusting relationship bonds. If you need a bigger bed, I recommend the California king or Sultan bed size.

For kids the leash is supposed to be psychological.

Get an airhorn and when they get super loud give it a few blasts and scream “gooooooooaaaal!” At the top of your lungs. Max volume. Do it each time they get loud. If they ask you what you’re doing say you’re watching Euro footie.

Digital media adds pleasure and value to my life. Democracy adds nothing but a bunch of bullshit noise about the opinions of people who I don’t care regarding things that I don’t care about. And then after all that nonsense clowning the bureaucrats just do what they were going to do anyways. All those bullshit opinions, the whole dog and pony show are just to get fuckwits to pull a level for them during a popularity contest cultural celebration not unlike primitives dancing around a fire to the sound of drums praying for rain. So, to be direct, I prefer digital media over democracy because digital media is valuable and democracy isn’t.

A word or phrase existing purely for phonetic reasons conveying no further meaning or intention.

If I had to pick one or the other I’d pick digital media over democracy any day…

Kibble is nutritionally balanced.

Is this a colloquialism for cum?

Poland is paying for Star Link terminal connectivity in Ukraine on a commercial contract with the company. Star Link would need to cancel a commercial contract with Polish to do this. They have no particular reason and it would likely piss off shareholders since they’re turning down money for their service for a political reason.

3.11 is a very very good vintage. No shame in running that in production! Looking forward to the new work in 3.13 though.

That name makes it seem like some kind of white power racist group. Like stormer, which got shut down a while ago.

“come up for some coffee?”

“No. I don’t drink coffee this late. I wouldn’t sleep all night.”

Did Boeing build this thing?

Software now has some kind of gendered avatars? This is all very very confusing.

I thought they were shaming the guy for being too weak to hoist her up there…