Usually it’s not a choice.

It’s really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really fun to think about taking a speed of light ride.

LGB_Q+/-?

Gotta take care of the plumbing; everyone knows that.

It’s so confusing when mom and dad fight. This is just like when DeSuckshit tried to tell Disney what to do in Florida and Disney turned around and passed an agreement that they get to do what they want until the death of the youngest family member of the English monarchy. I was going to cancel netflix, but since the dumpster-truck designer said to, I’ll be watching it extra hard now.

How much land do they need for one ABCs book and a stack of Hustlers?

Reminds me of the “well programmed” turrets outside the jail in Idiocracy, the ones that shoot each other…

Chronology is hard, I get it. But you’re supposed to microwave a soap-soaked sponge for cleaning, then microwave popcorn for eating.

Do we get to play the shitty games that suck ass?

Too Little Too Late

Just another example of projection. Her participation trophy must have a 1-inch layer of polish on it at this point.

That’s the neat part; they hope it’s not.

The '95 Sega Genesis X-Men 2: Clone Wars is still my favorite Wolverine in gaming. Just felt like a chunky tank that destroyed everything and the gameplay was fun (and Psylocke, of course).

It’s time to go to heaven.

I find this comparison offensive. Whores have way more integrity than politicians.

Robot lights would flash.

Do you need educators also??? Asking for me because I need out, too!

psypost is infamous, no? This is basically saying “A companion only provides companionship.” No fucking shit.

From pre-come on tip touch top of his head from comdom.