Moof

They wouldn’t be called “Monday,” usually, but across countless civilizations there are going to be ones with prescribed time periods in which one must return to work from a period of rest or play (and which is not regarded positively).

Put simply, it is always Monday in space.

from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity

Zinkel’s wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)

loathed by every person that takes their mp3 tags seriously

🎵 Ooh fuucck

I see he’s got a rock

Go go Gornzilla 🎵

🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

🎵 Oh geee

There goes Cestus III

Go go Gornzilla 🎵

🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

🔫 This ain’t your dAdDy’S phonecall! 🚨

💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣

🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱

👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮

That is CLEARLY a joveseat

I have good news, friend

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2292260/STAR_WARS_Dark_Forces_Remaster/

alights the Thew signal

Yes, he smoked pipeweed while bicycling through the shire. Sadly he was cut out of canon when Disney bought out the franchise

P(ort)alworld

“We’re being hailed by the Orville; it’s Commander Skywalker, sir.”

You know he ain’t gonna fly

Is that the reason behind the “dragon abducts a princess” trope? They’re trying to sabotage the competition?

a series of golf balls fly out

How much Brien is on this space station?

🎶Data was a man~

I mean, he was an android-man!

Or maybe he was just an android…

But he was still DATAAAAAAAAAA🎵

Logic-gating the database!

Logic-gating the problems!

Logic-gating all the crewmates

And their pond’rous emotions!

Pond’rous emotions!!

And the Spot mews in the NIIYIIIIIGGHHHTTT

everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited

Do they have subtitles in jive?

probably something like this