Pick a bar? What the hell is ‘pick a bar?’

Bart: Is that dad?

Lisa: Either that, or Batman’s really let himself go.

I love Lisa Simpson!

Nooooooooooo!

When he’s not in class, he’s risking his ass!

Homer to the Max?

The Overbites

Massholes

Bahston

Maris?

In this house, we use a little word called ‘please’

In a sense, you’re both winners, but in a more real sense, Barney is the winner.

You don’t ‘snuggle’ with Max Power. You just strap in and feel the Gs.

If you want to go to Hell, you should take a trip To the Sodom and Gomorra on the Miss-iss-ip

Bad Dream House from Treehouse I?

Here’s the part where Jaws eats the boat. Here’s the part where Die Hard jumps off the roof. Here’s the part where Wall Street gets arrested

How about a point for our little libary? We could look at some foilage.

I heard that guy’s ass has its own points.

Bart & Lisa get sucked in the TV a la the 92 movie Stay Tuned.

Maybe TOH IX?

Road rage Marge?

Ooooh, 'Kicking and Screaming", please.

I don’t need any more points. As long as I’ve got my millions of dollars, my solid gold mansion, and my rocket car I’m happy.

Lisa sneaks off to the Museum and Homer has to find her.