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Inception, keep DiCaprio

Thank you, this will haunt me in my dreams and during breakfast.

“1.21 jigawatts!”

Well, that’s a relief. The US has been running dangerously low on assholes lately… /s

“Donnie, you’re out of your element.”

The US will occupy Greenland to protect it from further russian spacecraft attacks.

“Hey Copilot. Delete yourself, Recall and all other bloatware from my system. Thank you.”

“You have not experienced ‘The Big Lebowski’ until you have seen it in the original Klingon.”

“That’s just like, your opinion, man.”

This timeline really gets dumber and dumber by the minute…