That kid has an amazingly sophisticated imagination.

I hope he grew up to become a very understanding father…

This is getting painful. I never put my parents’ car in a ditch but I did other stuff and I know exactly how he feels.

Bet she locks it from now on… If she still has a car to lock.

Doesn’t it usually?

Guess it’s time to leave Nova. Any recommended alternatives?

Oh, those innocent times…

Wait 'til Calvin hits 40 and finally realizes he actually peaked at 6…

A customer at my workplace does this routinely, then shoves the paper in and flushes. The result is a clogged toilet and a bowl full of soggy paper and shit. And guess who usually gets to clean it up…

He’s so bright and imaginative, he probably would have invented 4chan–or something even worse.

Oh man, if I was Suzie, Calvin would be so dead after that last remark…

When Calvin says something is gross… ugh… I don’t even want to think about it.

She knows you too well, Calvin.

Guess I won’t change much, then.

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The FBI would be on his doorstep before he could hang up.