I have a bunch of FOSS apps made for a few different toy platforms already bookmarked if I got one, as well as a couple of VR “games” with support. I just don’t want to spend more than $100 on a toy that isn’t custom made from Bad Dragon.

Every character in BG3.

At least, I’m pretty sure it’s possible to beat the game without fucking everyone so it’s not plot critical. But it’s, like, the hardest challenge.

The streets shall run yellow… WITH JUSTICE!

“You fucking Nazi!”

“What? I’m not a nazi! And to prove it, I’m voting for the nazis!”

“I don’t want to go on the cart!”

It’s fairly common right now, too.

dresses like a prostitute

The fight raged on for a century,

many lives were claimed but eventually,

the champion stood, the rest saw their better:

Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.

They don’t block the wind so much as funnel it down the streets between them. But I don’t think NYC gets as windy as Chicago. There’s a reason it’s called “the windy city.”

Steam.

It enshittified in reverse. Started out shit, and is now numero uno. It keeps getting better, too.

30% worse, 150% saltier.

“Mairjuana is not a drug… It’s a plant! It just grows like that! Drugs you gotta do shit to chemically and shit!” - Katt Williams

How do you feel about my right as a man to become pregnant?

Authoritarians cosplaying socialist/communists.

I was once rocking out to heavier shit I am pretty sure I sound like shit singing (specifically Animal I Have Become by 3 Days Grace) while on lunch in my work van just parked somewhere and a woman walked by and complimented me, which of course made me turn it off, roll my windows up, and become a turtle inside my jacket. You know, a normal reaction.

I want one of those internet connected buttplugs so I can actually get fucked by the gay people in my phone and not just the ones IRL.

Maybe that could be the 1 thing that’s okay to generate with AI. What say you, Lemmy?

Body.

Because the brain seems to think it is not a part of the body.

Source: Brain told me to type this.

Where’s the naked person bending over? Who just tosses a pickle in bed for no reason?