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Shut up, Wesley!

Heaven restores you in liiiife

What if I like Tuvok?! It doesn’t say!

At least it’s not Plagiarini

Gonna paint our wagon
gonna paint it good
We ain’t braggin’
We’re gonna coat that wood!

I like the glonk of your glib

People are brainwashed to believe that their value is tied to their productivity

One of my favorite mind rhymes

Is that… Meme Chad?

More of a Sioux City Sasparilla kinda guy

If you think about them enough the shame wears off… Right?!

For me it’s just like throwing gas on the fire

It’s better in German

He’s a music producer. Songs he’s worked on will often start with that clip “Mustard on the beat, ho”

Pretending to know nothing would probably be better than what we got, actually

It’s an ad for a television show in which the main character’s name is Carol

Based on “mummy” I’m guessing we’re looking at biscuits in the British sense, which are generally sweet baked goods more akin to a cookie

Old mean Ed Gein

And if you cross a gerbil with a dirigible, you get a dirigiberbil