Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.

Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.

Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.

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Cake day: August 27th, 2024

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  • A former friend cut contact after we had an argument about this.

    Paraphrased:

    Me: “if your uncle arrests someone for assault, and his friend waited for him outside the target’s house and drove him away, would the friend not also get arrested for being an accomplice?”

    Her: “yeah, the guy knew the crime was going on so he definitely is part of it”

    Me: “So if your uncle is standing in line at a protest to ‘keep things peaceful’ and then he just stands there while the cop next to him drags a peaceful protester to the ground and starts beating them, and two others begin pepper spraying and shooting bean bags at people’s heads in clear violation of many laws from local to federal, and your uncle doesn’t even speak up? What is he? Come on, laws were broken by his buddies and he’s not confessing, and is in fact helping cover up the crimes, so if he’s helping with crime, and knows about more crime, but doesn’t come forward like a good law abiding citizen, what is he.”

    I was way more petty about it than I needed to be, but all cops means all cops and don’t fucking try to lecture me on how your preferred cop is somehow special. A bad apple spoils the bunch, use the whole fucking proverb or don’t bring up apples again, bitch.






  • I once ran a campaign of a game similar to D&D where one of the players had geared a character to be super charismatic and had an end goal of being able to persuade anyone to do anything.

    She kept persuading the random side characters that helped them into joining, until they had a small army of Merry Men.

    Yeah, the campaign took a back seat while they played Robin hood for awhile.

    She started specifically targeting side npcs because I wanted to drop a character that was making my vocal chords hurt. They liked the npc because he was basically a child’s vision of a stereotypical pirate.






  • I have forgotten about a concert after paying for the tickets, I have forgotten about super important plans and didn’t even send a text to the person I had them with until about 6 hours later (in fairness I never even got a text or call from them in that time, just a “where were you, I waited” when I called to apologize) and I have forgotten my entire wallet at a restaurant. Sat it down while waiting for my card back and put the card in my pocket and left the wallet on the table.

    I have also unironically said this.









  • This is my only issue with having three dogs.

    I only have two hands.

    So if I come home and they all want attention, I have to split pets between all of them in short intervals or they start pushing each other (and me) around trying to get attention. Or rather, the biggest one pushes in and the smaller two have to climb over themselves to get to my other hand.