Bruh…
Is that a real post? That can’t possibly be real… Is it?
But also, hearing both Barack and Michelle speak and then seeing their faces like this still brings me positive, constructive joy. Seriously. Go listen to an interview with either of them and you’ll feel your whole body stop tensing.
That makes me feel a lot better
Oh definitely. But it’s hard to be funny at all right now. Because “ice murders entire retirement home” is too believable in the same way that “rental cars full of ice agents visit retirement home and does good deeds all day and nothing terrible happens” isn’t.
Satire right now is funny when it’s normal.
LOOK, A DAY WITH NO NEWS, HOW FUNNY
Literally stop publicizing this stuff until they’ve shown their entire hands
Jesus FUCKING CHRIST. It’s like the inside corners of a junk drawer that’s been used to store cheetos and crayons for 45 years
🤮
Literally giant magenta cursor now because I’m old and don’t have time for this nonsense anymore.
Tooltips can be hard to read sometimes, but idgaf
Can they be historically American, but ideologically unfit for what we want America to be and the values many of us hold, and therefore align with the values of change for the better?
I’d laugh so hard if he is his wife.
“Give me 15 minutes and she’ll be right down”
Virtualize windows lmao
I’ll take, “What are different worldviews and what is morality?” for $2000, Alex.
Doubt
I have a rat car and even that car’s cel isn’t on anymore because the bulb burned out in the dash. Good ole Toyotas.
create a script that places a lower case i in front of every word that doesn’t already start with a lower case i
“iMessage” lmao. That feels like satire. iText and iClock hahaha
What if the simulation isn’t cyber-digital, but rather, exactly what everything that we know is?
Like what if the boobs in real life and the computers we’ve made ARE the simulation of a higher way of life?
What if we’re just a fuckall speck of nothing-just-for-fun for some timet tavelling, universe-creating-on-a-whim entity?
Roll over.
Good.
What in the goddamn fuck is NATIONALIZED VOTING
I DON’T LIKE THAT VERY MUCH