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This one’s sleeping like a rock.

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Yes. Now there’s just a void.

He who smelt it didn’t name it.

Such a cute squirrel. Why did your sister shoot it?

You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.

It’s better to be taught than trained.

I like how you put it where (you thought) nobody would look.

Must be a cock and lasagna joint.

Failing to plan is like planning to fail.

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Absolutely so you should have plenty of sodas and salty snacks available before you begin.

Poblano peppers can cause this type of reaction.

Elves has left the building.

Follow up comment about how your mom loves a witty retort.

I’m not clicking on that link. I accidentally saw RedTube once and it cannot be unseen.

Imagine how different our doors would be if we were two feet tall and six feet wide. Try not to imagine twerking.

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Beavers are strict vegetarians.

(Just trying to help. I don’t know what they were thinking.)