Is…that what you’re doing though? Being fair?

Haha. If he could read, this would have been pretty darn funny.

Every. Single. One.

It’s pure doublespeak and it’s completely intentional.

“Make the turn!”

That was a very well produced intro movie. I was even impressed by the acting and back then VG acting was…not great.

Except for the Red Alert C&C movies. “SPACE!!”

We’re in the “The Beautiful Ones” part of the collapse of our little mouse utopia.

God I fucking LOVED my windows phone. Nokia body, windows OS, and no one fucked with making viruses because eleventeen people bought one in total.