

I haven’t checked my bookmarks in a while. Guess I’ll be falling into that abyss today.
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.


I haven’t checked my bookmarks in a while. Guess I’ll be falling into that abyss today.
I’m gonna shove a pineapple up my cousin’s nose!


Don’t you love how not only is everything so expensive, but they’re also all worse quality 😁


Gotta get a little French in this joint, don’t we? MERDE!
(I may have misunderstood what you meant. If so, my apologies.)
Na. That happens in the bedroom


Edit: why do folks hate innocent questions?


This is very uplifting news! 😄
Oh, uh, wow. I did not know that.
I mean, that’s how I eat chips. Just vore the whole bag. Doesn’t everyone?
Wtf did my stoner ass just see, and where can I consume more of it?


I did. I appreciate you looking out for us, Crow-friend 🐦⬛


Encore! Encore! 👏🐲
Should I set them on fire? Should I roast marshmallows over their smoldering charred remains and make s’mores?
Yes and yes. Did anyone bring any graham crackers. I seem to have left mine in my lair.
Absolute cinema. 🙌 No notes. Etc, etc, etc
It’s a reference to a fan dubbed Yu-Gi-Oh series on Youtube called Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series (YGOTAS). It’s funny af, and if I can find a link to the exact scene I’m referring to, I’ll post it.
Superman gets more based by the day