To be fair, tux is a lot sexier than 4 rectangles.

Did you picture yourself saying this sentence when you woke up this morning?

Don’t let this distract you from the fact

No, I’m not. I’m saying weirdos like you are crankin’ it to Linux memes.

I am such a target for homophobic references

I’m not partaking in your kink, friend.

And I don’t have to drink my own pee, but it’s sterile and I like the taste.

Gemtesa

You are doing exactly what I said Lemmy would. lol

Remember when she licked food that was for sale?

Removed by mod

“If we investigate nothing, then we can say that we are investigating something.”

Ariana Grande is probably going to use this opportunity to get with Trump and break up his marriage.

Be aware that this place is even more of a circlejerk than reddit. The echo is much louder in smaller chamber. There’s a lot of people here who are not actually part of the real world and dwell only in the online world. Take advice and opinions with a grain of salt. I’ve not met many people in the real world who masturbate to anthropomorphized images of the Linux penguin, Tux.

This is a a metaphor for Disney.

Thank her

This meme is making too many demands.

35 million years ago the dinosaurs had been gone for 30 million years. The Eifelian period where vertebrates were first on land was about 319 million years ago. If you use days instead of years that’s a difference of days that’s like saying I pissed in my bed a month ago, when in fact it was almost and entire year ago. You see, I’ve had issues with my bladder recently. I believe it was an infection, but the doctor says it was just some irritation. He put me on some medicine and it does help, but I think it will clear up on its own either way.

AI bullshit

It’s almost like that was my intent.

Dear 1% of the global population,

I sincerely apologize for not considering your capabilities of detecting sarcasm on this forum. I kindheartedly apologize and hope that you don’t downvote me based on my ignorant comments and forgive me for it. I assure you that this apology is neither in jest, nor sarcastic due to the fact that you couldn’t decipher that anyway.

Thank you and have a fantastic day.

Best, Spooge

I don’t use those, because if you can’t read social and context clues then you shouldn’t be on the internet.

AI rage bait. Made for engagement. Don’t repost this bullshit