I have been joking with my roommate lately that we’re probably only a decade or so out from landlords putting coin-op toilets in apartments. What a capitalist dystopia it’ll be.
Spraynard Kruger
But my friends call me Spray.
Many of my friends are in critical condition after an incident involving my father and some bees. The pest control guy was not helpful. I spent many hours on the phone with him explaining the situation already, so please do not suggest I call him for advice.
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Spraynard Kruger@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•During their visit to the United States, President Trump showed President Zelensky and President Macron his collection of MAGA hatsEnglish
152·4 months agoThe only thing I hate more than seeing a standard “MAGA” merch is seeing “TRUMP 2028” merch. It’s disturbing how many of those I’ve seen around since the last US election.
Spraynard Kruger@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•House Oversight Committee to subpoena DOJ for Epstein files
1·5 months agoThere’s an n-word that Republicans tend to use more than other people. However, it is in terrible taste to use it.
I remember hearing apple cores were poisonous when I was in elementary school, and that was before reddit existed. But yes, it is bullshit that they are poisonous.
Spraynard Kruger@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•‘Big Balls’ DOGE Guy, 19, Is Now a ‘Senior Adviser’ in State Department
5·10 months agoLooks like the guy from Eraserhead if he was dropped a bunch as a baby
https://assets.mubicdn.net/images/artworks/667591/images-original.png?1708128051
America
Spraynard Kruger@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Trump Hilariously Fails to Play it Cool Over Time Cover of Elon Musk
6·10 months agoGod, I miss how amazing the Internet used to be
Spraynard Kruger@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•President Donald Trump goes off the rails when asked about California wildfires
3·11 months agoIf he died of old age tomorrow, his followers would probably think it was a deep state assassination. There would be no convincing these nutjobs that an old, unhealthy person like Trump could die.
Spraynard Kruger@lemmy.worldto
Games@lemmy.world•Steam is 'an unsafe place for teens and young adults': US senator warns Gabe Newell of 'more intense scrutiny' from the government if Valve doesn't take action against extremist contentEnglish
5·1 year agoI feel like the kinds of people who assume every pepe is a symbol of hate are very similar to the kinds of people who assume that all metalheads are satanic. Some are, and some aren’t. It’s an overly reductionist view.
Man, I love frogs. The alt-right can’t take Pepe away from us.
Spraynard Kruger@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•When the 'popcorn' button on the microwave is 3 seconds too longEnglish
3·1 year agoI have watched this man explain the refrigeration cycle, where he dicusses what latent heat of vaporization is in so many videos, so many times over, and I still could not tell you how it works.
But that doesn’t mean he’s not good at explaining it, it just means I have too much of a caveman brain to understand it.
Spraynard Kruger@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•When the 'popcorn' button on the microwave is 3 seconds too longEnglish
3·1 year agoThis is definitely one of the best YouTube channels. I should probably consider being a patron, tbh.
Spraynard Kruger@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How do Americans win their country back?
5·1 year agoIf Republicans remove term limits, it would be amazing to see Obama instantly get reelected for a third term in 2028.
That being said, the USA may not get another legitimate election (help us).
If it did happen, I wonder if the democrats would run Obama again.
Spraynard Kruger@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Midnight voting delivered the first results in the 2024 US election
17·1 year agoThe kind that sits way, way, waaaayyyy up north by the Canadian border.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dixville_Notch,_New_Hampshire
Spraynard Kruger@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•So now I have to PAY you to NOT store files on my device that I don't want?English
1·1 year agoIt for sure is The Sun, but if you look closely at the logo, you will see it actually says “The U.S. Sun”. So it’s an American offshoot of the British newspaper and the domain OP was accessing is likely hosted in the U.S.
My office uses a Konica Minolta printer and using it is so convoluted
Spraynard Kruger@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is martial arts really that useful?
3·1 year ago“If he keeps it up at this rate, his as will fall off entirely!”
Spraynard Kruger@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is martial arts really that useful?
2·1 year agoBecause you are training for languaging and grammar daily, you can write for a while without confused.
Spraynard Kruger@lemmy.worldto
Games@lemmy.world•Crypto bros have discovered idle games, and the results are incredibly boringEnglish
6·1 year agoI was just about to comment that it all makes sense now. Since Musk has no friends, he hasn’t unlocked empathy yet. Someone just needs to befriend the guy, somehow.



I am a millennial and grew up in the time of the family computer being the one computer in the house. My father had an IBM Thinkpad with windows 98 on it, which he replaced some time around 2001/2 (it was a beast of a laptop for its time, but was from before track pads were a thing, so it had the red nub as the built-in mouse). When he replaced it, he let me have the old Thinkpad.
When he was showing me all the cool game demos he collected from mail-in floppys, one of them was for Duke Nukem 3D. It had the entire LA Meltdown part of the game on it. I remember him going into the adult theater, turning to me, and saying, “check this out”. He pressed the space bar, Duke whipped out a few dollars, and said, “shake it baby”. I didn’t understand why a few dollars and a one-liner from an overgrown Bart Simpson would cause a woman to bounce her boobs around, but I think I showed every friend I had those pixelated nipple tassels.
It may have been the first sexualized breasts I had seen in my entire life.