Did you guys not already see the Post Malone Oreos from like 6 months ago? So 2000 and late.

Yeah, he should’ve been there to shoot that man! What a loser!

Here’s to a million more pointless deaths at the behest of oligarchs!

Realistically, I can’t imagine why he would be.

Do people even want to shop at Macy’s anymore anyway?

Tweet? That was a John Mulaney joke from like 10 years ago.

I’m totally sucked in and I find this iteration of the power treadmill to be enthralling. Love it.