So…

He has had a wank. He has shit into his pants. (Reason unknown) Barb (his partner?) has left him (Also reason unknown)

What is a GOB and why is it blessed?

I love this comment

Yeah. I’ve changed my mind after seeing this…

https://youtu.be/e2bbb-6Clhs?si=pBlJ0d4ngaRVqDYa

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Hopefully this will result in a more exciting range of VW EVs.

The current range is dull as dishwater.

Who this? (Asking for a friend)

I am sure this will be absolutely fine.

Facts are overrated anyway.

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Ah. Ok. I see how you mean it now. 👍🏼

I did not see it that way. When you say it like that I guess that would change my perspective a little too.

100%

How did either of these dickheads get themselves let alone their tit-for-tat squabbling into mainstream media. Nepobaby clown looks talks and acts like an unchallenged spoiled child, and that milkshake-magnet is just a dried up old prune spouting good-ol’-days boomer nonsense.

Who cares what either of these people think about anything?

I guess it depends how you see it.

From my perspective, if someone is going ro make a statement that sounds unlikely, then they should provide proof.

“What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence” Hitchens Razor

However, I take your point.

Obviously it is easily verifiable with a simple Google search

The question should read

“Americans; give us your baseless opinions of a continent you don’t understand, and then get a rage-on in the comments when you are laughed at”

I am guessing you are from America. I am aware of the figures in terms of reliability, and Japanese manufacturers do a clean sweep in that area, and have done for decades. If that is your only metric, then you may be correct. German cars require religiously regular servicing, and will go wrong if this doesn’t happen fastidiously.

The US market get given a different range from many manufacturers. The VW range is objectively quite toned down in style and build quality. I presume because they would piss all over the domestic market if they didn’t.

Get into a hyundai or a Nissan in Europe and the difference in build quality, materials, aesthetic design and textures are worlds apart.

I have had a range of cars over the 30 years I have been driving, and this is my experience in the UK.

Factually incorrect.

We used to call this fast food. I would say it is barely 1 of the 2 words in that description.

It is of low nutritional quality, bad for the environment, and takes forever if you dont order the popular stuff. It is often lukewarm at best and they often fuck up the order.

I just see this stuff as a waste of time and health.

Nice.

Grindr sound

“Uhh, Honey? I’m just going to have a quick walk to… err… look for a Yeti.”

Because they nicked out of Picard’s Tardis.

He was in the UK with me on 4th December. We talked about his back pain and drank coffee. He laughed about the English love of queuing and obsession with invading countries rich in spices that we don’t put on our food. I made a crass joke about the American health care system.

I will sign a statement to this affect.