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Like people with nicely shaped faces?

Sounds like “somebody” is about to launch Xmail and AmtraX, coincidentally of course

And then 4 hours later change his mind, still on social media, still without contacting the other nato members

Time travel!

Did you just get here, or…?

Jesus Christ what a fucken shitshow

I guess he’s finally running the country like a Trump business, I just don’t get why the yukyuks think it’s a good idea

What a knob, the Australians were right.

Heterosexual bi-romantic

Tasmanian devil ankle tattoo.

Fuck, I know alright? It was 93 and I was barely 16

What a massive coincidence

1. Sweep the leg
2. ??
3. retrieve cell phone
4. lock cell phone
5. escape on nearby e scooter

Right up until the next election when they’ll fall in line and vote straight R

Ngl, I’d like to see just a tiny bit more brutality in the next face check. Macron was downright civil.

Right up until Election Day when they pull a Susan Collins

At least they weren’t baffled