I was just about to link that Hobo Johnson track lol. It’s already in my clipboard, and my link is for an alternative platform, so I might as well drop it anyway:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfxOd03PIwQ

Thank you for engaging with my content!

Thanks for saying that! I’ve been wondering about the downvotes too. I reposted it with the “Fake Ad” tag thinking it was because it looked like a real ad, but that clearly wasn’t it 😅

My only other guess is the image comes across as misogynistic if you don’t read the post

Inspired by this:

Is this about me

Good tip! Got any good ideas for one handed application of nail polish? (The cameras are mounted ~10+ feet up)

Lol idk I’ve never shopped at Costco. I did experiment with sneaking in just to see if I could, but I didn’t get anything

Yeah that’s the only kind of shoplifting people should be doing

I mean, I think it’s obvious that I disagree?

Oh it just occurred to me why you’re saying the thing about buying something. Even when I shop like a regular customer, I still decline to show my receipt, both as personal practice and to help destigmatizate it for anyone who is actually stealing

Yeah we’re talking about different kinds of shoplifting 😅 I suppose I should’ve posted this to c/illegalism, but I wanted to support this instance

In the States, at Walmart, someone’s entire job is to stand at the door and ask to see receipts.

Edit: Also I’m lowkey offended and annoyed that you assume I’m a noob and, as such, wrote your comment with a condescending tone

Apologies for the incorrect pronouns in the image- I would’ve edited it but I’m driving