Cry me a fucking river. I hope you are traumatized forever.

Looks like you need an exorcism or two…

This reminds me of Janet in The Good Place, when she gets rebooted and gives cactuses for every request made.

Michael: “I need Eleanor’s file”

Janet: “Here ya go”

Michael: “That’s a cactus”

Janet: “yes I see that, let me try again. Here.”

Michael: “still a cactus”

…

Janet: “I have Eleanor’s file”

Michael: “Is it a cactus?”

Janet: “Nope. It’s her file”

Michael: “Ok, hand it over please”

Janet: * hands over cactus *

Doe mij maar bitterballen 😅

I can’t wait for Iran to come out with bad 3D renderings of tunnels and rooms under the hospital that are used by the IDF, and provide that as “evidence” 😂

Someone didn’t use “the right words”, therefore people must keep dying.

Tf is wrong with these people?!

Well, first you get a set of Uno cards…

And that’s not a mistake…

Be sure to talk to the medical team at CBS though, if you have a rare® blood type, they might prefer your whole blood.

Epic Blend is a Canadian brand and their lip balm is the best I’ve had in a long time!

Hushmail is Canadian and they let you use aliases. It looks a little dated, but the product is solid and their support team is outstanding.

What a bunch of fucking cowards, hiding behind their flash bangs and guns while they harass people at a wedding

Who knew that starving all of Gaza had an impact on the hostages? The Palestinians had little food to give the hostages, Israel on the other hand has plenty. What’s their excuse?

He subsequently said that any recognition of a Palestinian state would have to be contingent on the release of all Hamas-held hostages and a lasting ceasefire in Gaza.

This is such an odd take. How does having hostages have any relevance on Palestine being a state? And if it does have relevance, why are they recognizing Israel, considering they have scores of Palestinian hostages?

The US had billions to spare to destroy it, I’m sure they have a couple billions to rebuild. Right? Right?!

I think you just upset everyone in Europe 😂

I hope they have to flee everywhere, all the time, for the rest of their sorry existence.

I am shocked! Shocked I tell you!

I wish they were that reflective

Overall, the United Church seems to have an “unhealthy obsession” with Israel that “doesn’t serve the Church well,” he said.

Well that’s a new one. “We want to kill every single Palestinian and their supporters, but you’re the one who’s obsessed with us. Just let us do this in silence and stop obsessing over us!”