“That no talent, ass clown”
Twofacetony
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Go fuck yourself you fucking toad.
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science@lemmy.world•Physicist May Have Solved The Grandfather of All Time-Travel ParadoxesEnglish
6·10 months agoFry you dope
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World News@lemmy.world•Germany: Drones spotted over US air base in RamsteinEnglish
21·11 months agoDu hast mich
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Non-Americans who have been to the US.. What is the weirdest thing about America that Americans don't realize is weird?
44·1 year agoThe firearm culture, and how normalised it is.
I went into a Walgreens in Chicago, and waited in line behind two other people. There was a cashier free but the person in front of the line was waiting to be called. The guy behind the person in front politely said, “ma’am, the cashier is free” ‘I’m waiting to be called” was the response.
So the guy behind her just walked past her, and she pushed him and said, “Careful buddy, you’ll get shot for doing something like that”
I was taken aback at how quickly a simple discourtesy escalated to shooting someone. It just blew my mind that shooting someone over queue jumping was verbalised, and seemingly normal to each other.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Could you do me a favour and make this post look like a Reddit post?
4·1 year agoHere’s the thing… you said “a jackdoor is a crow.”
Someone from Birmingham, a city in the middle of England.
That’s right pilgrim
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Political Weirdos @lemmy.world•Weird AF: Rep. Thomas Massie's Christmas card
1·1 year ago“You’re mistletoe is no match for my TOW-missile”
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politics @lemmy.world•Donald Trump ridicules Kamala Harris’ chuckle, maybe because he almost never laughs
28·1 year agoWhat kind of hell-scape-reality-tv-show-fuckfest dimension have I entered, when a candidate for the Presidential election is being judged, by a fucking laugh?
A laugh?
This is really bottom of the barrel, petty, childhood shit.
The sad thing is, I know there will be people that don’t vote for Harris her because of her laugh. And for every person that doesn’t turn up to the voting stations and vote because of whatever reason they have… remember that there are people that WILL turn up to the polls and believe your country should be run by a misogynistic, racist, uneducated convicted felon…
but hey… at least he doesn’t laugh.
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Cult Films@lemux.minnix.dev•20 Movies You Can’t Find in 2024 (and How to Maybe Watch Them Anyway)English
11·1 year agoFor those who want to feel empty and numb inside, I would suggest this triple banger of back to back films…
- Kids
- Requiem for a dream
- Import/Export
I found “No Tourists” a wonderful homage to their first album “Experience”. It had old, old school rave vibes to it that, but with a current feel.
Andy C’s remix of firestarter is great too. Worth a listen if you like hard drum and bass with a prodigy vibe.
As an Australian transplant in London recently…. I can just image your UZEL, congestion charge and petrol bill would be like now
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UK Politics@feddit.uk•'Bitterly disappointed': Tory despair mounting over polls pointing to catastrophe
12·1 year agoJust remember… voting them out is the only way for them leave office. Even if it’s a shoe in, complacency on voting gives them a chance. Total annihilation sends a stronger message than a close election.
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UK Politics@feddit.uk•Rishi Sunak aide placed bet on election date days before announcement
13·1 year agoI think it just highlights loose morales for a quick quid. Defrauding a bookmaker with inside knowledge is still fraud.
I regularly had inside information on the winners of certain television “reality” tv shows, and could easily chuck £25 on the winner, knowing that it was easy money… but my own moral compass stopped me from doing it because I thought it was wrong.
I’m not saying that I’m better or worse than anyone, and I can see that the only company I would be defrauding would be a bookmaker… but I saw fraud as fraud, which still didn’t sit right with me.
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Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•[discussion] This is what walkability means for meEnglish
4·1 year ago… that, and the good ol’ bundy ginger beer





Half a trillion in equity is so unfathomable in my reality.
$500,000,000,000
Let’s say I ask him for 0.001% of his wealth… I would get $5,000,000.
Now let’s put this into perspective of my reality. If I had $1000 and someone asked me for the same 0.001% of my wealth, I would be handing over $0.01.
One cent.
I understand that this wouldn’t be sustainable if I give everyone one cent from my pot of a thousand… but still. Have a trillion dollars makes me sick.