Work, play, procrastinate, and panic.
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1·4 hours agoBets on that a car attempted to drive thru a chained-off or roped-off parking lot. Car vs steel cable? Someone or something went airborne.
2·6 hours agoRedheads and ghosting go together.
🎵🎶’Bustin’ makes me feel good!
… So who you gonna call? 🎶🎵
Ronan!!!
🎵🎶…yeah yeah yeah yeah. 🎶🎵
If in a million years they are into Minecraft, that ☢️ sticker might corrode into something that might resemble a super rare golden yellow creeper.
Or a regular green creeper.
They’ll dig it up, either way.
DATA: It is ok to enter the bridge, sir. No environmental concern. Just the ghost of Ronan has arrived to see the Doctor.
PICARD: Yuck.
2·2 days agoDuring a blood work draw I always want to ask if I could keep the squeezey toy. I’m certain they only let children keep them. I don’t want to get billed $39.99 for it, plus a toy distribution fee, a biller research fee, unwrapping fee, handling fee, lab billable hours, and sales tax.
It’s fine. I have squeezy balls at home.
Evicted a whole bunch of fish? “Ellen, we paid off the last mortgage payment! Breakout the caviar. Oh, nooo!!” “This place will be wonderful to raise our family. Honey honey? Where’d you go?” “Breaking news… the township of Atlantis has disappeared up into the sky.”
ssssssssssssssssssssSSSHLORP
“My legs MY LEGS!!”We’re just angering all the marine life now.
I just found this clip on Alien Rides yt channel. I’d say he’s soooo ready to race!
Alien Rides!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5QvXR7cFVs
JUDGE: Point to where the corporation touched you.
ME: …
DEFENDANT: He still owns a real wallet! Get it!!
JUDGE: Order! Order!
I prefer my brotein shake’s got-
-Vitamin Bro
-Bromega 3
-Bromium bromate III
-BroQ10
-DHEA testosterbrone, brostrogen, & esbrogen
-bronana flavor
🎵🎶Oscar Meyer makes the best… brologna 🎵
Specifically the middle cushion. I have video.
Opps. No worries.
I’ve got a creative imagination, thats all.
I know the character Stamets gave his life for that spore warp drive.On my own volition, I’d give up everything and be chained just to watch Anna Kendrick use a toothbrush & floss (because my ex had a little teeth thing). Or watch Jeff Goldblum do my taxes and sell my house on apartments•com. But that’s me.
Is this an ad? The autobots dropped the ban hammer. More liking it if it used “assy” instead.
🤷What’s the name of the Vulcan teacher who always farted?
😁T’ Uter