That fucking Dance Monkey shit can fuck all the way off.

I can hear this happening

Exposure to Sasquatch’s dick probably.

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Are you familiar with the .45-70 round?

Turns out he lived just a few miles from me. Please don’t judge all of Oklahoma for the transgressions of this one piece of shit.

I see you were in SE Oklahoma too.

Scott from Kentucky Ballistics is probably drooling over this.

I have a little dog named Carlos. Always called him Turd. Also Turdlos, Turd-boy, Turdle, and Turdley Von Turdlington.

I deleted the app and reinstalled it. Problem solved.

Thanks, I’ll try that.

Allegedly…

No. But they seems to like the squirrels and other rodents that chow on the corn that feeder spits out.