Guess we’re sharing a body

Worth it

1. Excluding myself, everyone’s knowledge of the sun rising in the east and setting in the west is inverted, as are any references, depictions, or allusions to the direction in which the sun rises, while the cardinal directions and the orientation and rotation of the Earth relative to the Sun remain unchanged, such that everyone other than myself expects the Sun to rise in the west and set in the east, while it will continue to rise in the east and set in the west as it does now.

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Elon can take solace in being the sole recipient of the “Too Creepy for Epstein Island” Award. Trump’s FIFA World Peace Price ain’t got shit on that

Yeah, John Lithgow and Nick Frost were really hoping for that breakout role

The child actors get a pass for now, everyone else, I’ve lost absolutely any respect for

That sandwich is a crime no matter what they’re trying to call it

If you can’t make it up to Philadelphia, DC has some good places for cheesesteaks. It’s been a few years, but I’ll see if I can find the name of the place I liked

East coast food culture sucks

Order a Philly Cheesesteak

So, um, just curious, but which coast do you think those are from?

Sometimes I’ve wondered if I just hallucinated Yoga Hosers, so I’m glad someone else has watched it

Kung Fury absolutely has one of the best portrayals of Hitler in any movie, ever, and I’m still desperately waiting for the sequel

Dibs on the Zardoz outfit!

I would do it with whole chickens, to get off all the excess saline solution they package it with, but not to try and sterilize it. That’s what cooking is for

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power /s

Notepad++ in a Windows XP VM

Pampered and spoiled and slightly fat is the best any of us can ask for

I can picture her happily purring in this picture

Her ears are so big! 🖤🤍

If you’re crying for her, you won’t be alone in that tonight

As soon as he found out he was boypreggers, they found a way to fake his death so he could raise their child in secret. It’s basically Romeo and Juliet but with a happy ending that the Liberal Mainstream Media™ doesn’t want you to hear about

Edit: I’m absolutely adding “gaybies” to my vocabulary

It’s a serious issue 😞

“Pragernent” is actually the title of my Dennis Prager/Charlie Kirk mpreg slash fic