Schoolhouse Rock was a foundational part of my childhood. It’s because of those songs that I have the preamble to the Constitution memorized, and know what a preposition is

But the history songs… Wow. Presented as fun and educational, but the one about Manifest Destiny might as well be called “Lebensraum”

https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/

An oldie but goodie

Here’s the bluesky post for anyone that wants to follow updates there

That’s why I have my own olive trees, chicken farm, lemon orchard, anchovy fishery, and a dairy farm in Parma

I don’t know why anyone would buy readymade olive oil, eggs, lemon juice, anchovies, or Parmesan, they’re dead simple to make

They all have Grok AI integrated to ensure that they’re Always On™ and that all of the totally real and accurate details of the violent antifa rioters brandishing their automatic assault pistols are enhanced to perfect, crystal-clear HD

At least The Birth of a Nation and Riefenstahl’s films had an impact on filmmaking. No one’s going to cite Melania as inspiring anything other than suicidal thoughts while being forced to watch it

Oh, I’m well aware. I’m just exhausted from constantly feeling helpless, so I make dumb jokes on the internet

Definitely totally unrelated, but you can get sufficiently functional bolt cutters for around $20

This is why I just never talk about brand-name products online, I don’t want to seem like an advertising shill account (I’m just here to get into heated political arguments and shitpost)

I’ll recommend things to people I know IRL, but very rarely will I do it online

“Hitler? Baby. Stalin? Baby. Reagan? Believe it or not, also baby. Peter Thiel, I’m fairly confident emerged fully formed from a cocoon, but that’s statistically insignificant.”

“I’m Robert Evans and this is Behind the Bastards, and today we’re talking about some of the worst people in all of history: babies. Just, all of them.”

Selection/volunteer bias, no one who would give it a bad review would pay to see it

We’ll finally get to see “Hitler on ICE”

I played that so much on PC as a kid. Gotta get it running and see if the muscle memory is still there

It’s weird, TV Tropes has never sucked me in like Wikipedia can. It should, but it just doesn’t scratch the same itch for some reason

Hey, they’re mostly-read Wikipedia articles. It’s not my fault I get distracted by opening another article halfway through

Totally fallopian tubular, dude!