And it’s neither good horny posting nor good propaganda, they need to up their troll game

Have I got the tool for you

Pokémon Go to the Polls Enlistment Office

Hey, I’d appreciate it if you made a new account for each post and comment you make, seeing the same username on each of them is advertising and deeply offends me

At least Zoidberg means well, RFK Jr. has more in common with the brain slugs or the gas station egg salad sandwiches

It’s Slways Aunny in Filadelphia

But my laptop doesn’t have a PS/2 port :(

Don’t forget fiber. No way is a bowlful of ground beef, tomato sauce, and cheese easy on someone’s digestive system

All of our accounts were 29 days old at one point

It’s bad enough that Wikipedia no longer allows linking to pages archived on there, and they’re actively working to replace any links already in use

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Archive.today_guidance

Say that to Mace Windu’s face

So much of the wonder of computers and networks and just… all of it has been abstracted away

So many people just have phones or tablets as the majority of their computer experience

Assuming y’all aren’t just fucking around, reading the comments here is actually really cool, tangentially interacting with people who have internet stories from well before I was born

I’m just from the dialup era, and I still feel old online a lot of the time, but then someone here is like “yeah, Berners-Lee invented HTTP just to make a website to mock me”

The SAT, MCAT and most forklift operator certifications lie prostrate at our feet.

Idk what kind of forklift certifications they’ve been going through, those things are impossible to fail

Kingdom doesn’t get enough attention, it’s so good. The only other zombie media I rank that highly is World War Z, the book

I loved Adventure Time since it first aired, and Owl House might beat it for my favorite animated show, that’s how good it is

The solution is to take a bite of waffle and then take a drink of syrup like it’s a chaser

But Leopold, that kills people

Me learning Arabic was a lie (I’m not smart enough for that)

Duolingo running this ad is true

The contents of the ad are highly questionable propaganda

It’s true, but Duolingo doesn’t offer Farsi

Also, I’m not actually learning Arabic