Decorative nooses have always been a weird thing IMO. Like “gee, id like a dangling piece of fabric that, if it gets caught on something, chokes me and may pull me face first into heavy machinery”

I wonder how feasible it is for a judge to smuggle in a high framerate camera and a mouse with infinite/free scrolling, and just… go nuts.

Although that does assume the non-redacted papers were digitized

A ski town has a vested interest in clearing snow ASAP. Businesses will pay through the nose for that foot traffic.

If I’m lucky, my neighborhood in Ohio suburbia (in a major city) might get plowed a few days after it snows. Sidewalks whenever all the snow clearing businesses are willing to settle for whatever low price my apartment complex is willing to pay this year, or maintenance with a cheap snowblower clears a foot wide path. City owned sidewalk? It wont be clear till spring.

And then they join in the nap and curl up, filling any gaps left by your arms and legs. Because cat.

Curiously, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica which fell through a rift in the time-space continuum from 1000 years in the future describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as: “A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came.”

Don’t keep things in your car if you care about seeing them again, that’s about all there is to it. By the time even the best alarm system is activated, the stuff they saw and wanted is already gone.

Saw a low speed car crash while i ate. So what do they do after they hit the side of a minivan hard enough to leave a hefty dent? Then they Switch drivers in their highly identifiable, heavily decorated car, and drive off. All of this in a highly visible part of a parking lot, under camera, in front of a dozen people.

A properly trained wizard may attempt to communicate IMO. Measure beard length and color carefully beforehand to determine if talking to computers is right for you.

Y’know, i feel like if anything it would be the other way around; the wealthy who live in bubbles don’t get exposed to jack shit and die from a stiff breeze

Bingo. They save money when people don’t apply for benefits they deserve or have “earned” in the US.

If not made for bite, why fit in mouth? 🧐

The bed is extra eepy if you keep the heat lower at night, go piss gurl!

Good malware does.

My standard cycle for building is 5 years, and i just built (probably overspecced) with a 9800x3d and a 9070 XT. I’m sitting pretty for a while IMO.

My RAM kit is worth more than my GPU 🥲

Bit before my time in computer-work, sadly. Might’ve seen one or two floating around an IT department junk pile? An old department head had a bit of a hoarding problem

quietly disconnects from fileshare named Deathstar

😐

Who’s betting on “never bought the hard drives to begin with and the cameras are just for show”?

Something about stabbing something and eating fried dough

I hear the socks are cool, but I’m kinda attached to wool socks…