At the UN last month, Trump falsely claimed that he had halted seven “unendable wars”, telling world leaders: “Everyone says I should get the Nobel peace prize.”

Who the everlasting chuff is ‘everyone’? And I don’t mean his army of sycophants.

Thanks for that - 5G signal here is pretty poor so probably not going to make a significant improvement. Still, I have about a year before Virgin contract ends so there maybe an improvement in the 5G network (it’s been promised for over a year) or BT may even get round to putting fibre into our estate. Not going to hold my breath there though.

Other wise I’ll have to settle for a paltry 30 mbps that I’ll get over the BT Network.

It really does piss me off to see all these claims of ‘up to’ this or that. If it’s on BT network - you can’t improve it. And I know the network here is naff :-(

Alright then, 1. Eat the billionaires first.

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Slava Ukraini!

Sink it.

Strip her, her mates that were in on it and her family of everything they possess, all rank and privileges. Ensure they never have more than a service job again.

Harlow had loads of cycle lanes between centres of work and shopping areas. Now they are covered in broken glass and many are not safe to use after dark.

They got forgotten about when it was decided everyone should have a car.

People just cycle in the road or on the pavement.

Thank you for reminding us of this. We need it more than ever at the moment.

I’m meant Spotify has the larger choice.

Yes, it’s the unfashionable western spiral arm. We get it.

Zaphod’s just this guy, you know.

Was hoping someone would do this.

This what we need - not everyone needs a massive van with 400 mile range*. To and fro from work or shopping, taking my leg disabled wife around.

All we need now is somewhere to charge it.

*Edit From the article: ‘Although it may not seem like much with most EVs offering over 300 miles of range nowadays, it’s perfect for daily commutes in Japan.’ That’s exactly my point, it’s perfect for daily commutes in UK as well! Easy to nip around town, easy to park.

I got one at 1501 - Galaxy S23 Lebara/Vodaphone and one at 1520 - iPhone SE, Tesco/O2.

O2 have been piss poor recently. Missed calls/texts etc. Have tried swapping SIMs but it’s always O2 that’s the issue. Am going to make the Lebara my main phone.

Seeing as TACO has no military service to remind him, I would be surprised if he ever read those books. Or any book for that matter.

How about a bun run?

I bet they are the bomb!

Sorry couldn’t resist that.

Probably doesnt count but my local Tesco (Hertford) still has 2 packs of Christmas marzipan on their ‘bargain/reduced’ shelf. They’ve been there since January but have a sell by date sometime in 2026 - don’t know why they didn’t just kept them on the shelf for this year.

You mean those wide, spotless manicured, tree lined roads, devoid of cars, that we see on American TV shows aren’t real?

I’m shocked I tell you. Shocked!

I think we all get that it will take time, but whilst we wait, what happens about his PV system?