The scientists tried to warn us, but in our hubris we didn’t listen.

With all the shit he puts in his body, they’re probably more stone than kidneys at this point

Yeah. What if he’s the one that asked to be turned into a goblin?

Don’t deny a man his goblin time!!!

I, for one, welcome our new trans overlords (overladies? You get what I mean)

As conservatives are wont to say: “Grow some thicker skin, snowflake! Why can’t you take a joke?”

They’re on their way to provide the cure to all the workers there, of course.

“AI, No!” AI: “What?” “Sorry, force of habit”

If there’s something I hate more than Wells Fargo, it’s the Wells Fargo Florida branches.

Or: Mouse - mice; house - hice

Do I need to pay the tax if I declare her as a dependant?

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Oh yeah, the buttons feel really cheap.

But I’ll take those shitty buttons over any mouse with a scroll wheel. Fuck scroll wheels they break so easily.

The orbit worked really well for me. I used my thumb for the left click, pinkie for the right, and the other 3 to better control the ball.

The only big complaint I have is the wrist rest they include: it’s really hard, and comes off real easy.

He’s been hit by… He’s been struck by… A smooth metal shaft.

Imagine.

This meme brought to you by John Lennon.

May I have some chocolate?

I hope life starts treating you the way you deserve, which incidentally the same way you look in that picture: Pretty good.

Just ask a gnome what they think about kobolds, see how that goes

We live in an euclidian world, and I’m a non-euclidian being.

YOU DONE MESEED UP AY-AY-RDVARK!