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I was born in Calgary. I lived in Alberta for 27 years of my 49.

In my lived experience: a lot of this disdain is earned. Albertans are entitled as fuck.

That will make it easier to toss it into the sun when we finally realize how useless it is. Have at 'er, google.

If corporations are people, then sandwiches are speech.

A flawed hypothesis. LOGO and Hypercard > Lotus notes.

7x if you use Newtonian classical physics. I think CERN discovered that it’s actually 9.4x harder when you account for the quantum foam. Plus in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy we might just spontaneously make trade deals with other partners.

Canadians are not buying America’s shit, and are unlikely to resume that habit anytime soon. It doesn’t take effect immediately, but when you compound it with the other ass backwards trade policies you’re living under now you will all be suffering greatly within a year.

So will everyone, mind you.

Ronald Reagan. Any movie where he’s a stigmatized gay man during the early AIDS epidemic. I want to sit in that directors chair and watch him get more and more visibly uncomfortable.

My guess is that worm just thinks Tylenol makes brain taste bitter.

Canadian: Sorry.

American: You haven’t even said “Thank you” for my offensiveness.

Disaster area stunt ship.

Also: they about be sipping on Amontillado, and the dudes name should be “Unfortunado”.

YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER!

does a bump of government coke, dies

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Haven’t you been keeping up? Heaven does forbid that now!

Who? These kids?

Why they’re just a bunch of young whippersnappers making childish comments that demonstrate their extremely underdeveloped emotional selves that’s all. Just one look at their simple moon faces and you can see how they not only don’t know any better, but that they cannot ever know any better. It’s a question of capability and potential.

They don’t have any real jobs or responsibilities yet, because, of course, they’re kids right?

/S in case it’s not too obvious.