Well duh. The fuck did you expect?

None of us are paid well, but we’re working for a charity. So…

7? My penis has been confused lately.

Hate to tell you, but that’s closer to 20 years than it is 10.

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I didn’t understand the instructions and think I robbed an Uber driver.

No one cares.

I’m 41 and still don’t understand why people like feces. I…ehhh…wish the best for you all.

It’s fine. They’re just subtly reminding the elderly to commit suicide.

Where I work, we have 5 “Johns” and they have built some crazy shit to run our org, including things we could have just bought SAAS. They just got bored and made things. We love you, IT department!

I always thought they were a cool idea, but never bought one. Idea-wise, IDK, use them for cluster-computing? I considered getting one as a retro gaming arcade…so maybe that?

The “Sword of Instant Regret”. It does 100% DMG, but only stabs the wielder.

So anyway, Trump raped a bunch of kids and it’s all detailed in the Epstein files.

Damn, is your professor Thor?

Eh, I’ve been to AC. Same difference. Vegas has the sphere, AC has junkies in alleys…both can be entertaining in their own ways, and cost about the same.

Oh, bother.

Yeah I lost about $1300 on roulette with this system. Works great in simulations…not so great at the table.

Hey China, I heard Trump said your mom is fat.

It’s an outlet, AND educational. For example, I now know to hang dead bodies upside down after I cut their heads off and to use the arms as pumps to get the blood out. That will come in useful when I finally snap and start murdering everyone!

Well this hurt my heart.