This is pretty political.

I agree with the premise, mind you.

Semi-Ramblomatic is his best stuff imo.

What a snowflake

Republicans don’t see a child, they see a racial slur.

Most republicans are even bigger cowards than ICE.

I was there, my first hockey game of any kind, had an absolute blast.

Never let a republican tell you that they care about children ever again.

I want to eat that I don’t care what they call it.

For real!

And then, is 20260124-24:59:30 the morning of the 24th, or the 25th? Who knows?

Vim is a super fit girl who wants you to go rock climbing with her, and you’re kinda scared of her.

Emacs is a big plenty-of-everything roundaway girl who wants to wrap you up in a cuddle and learn to make your favorite food and binge watch nerdy documentaries with you.

Yup, I have used elisp way more than common lisp cause it affects, y’know, emacs

Schlorping is what you do to boobs that have been taken out.

Lol put a cop in charge of money and what do you expect?

They steal shit all day every day.

Having giant growths in your bladder that mean you can’t pee when you want to, and can’t stop peeing when you don’t want to, will wear ya down.

I hear he’s doing ketamine about it, which may not be the best idea because ketamine got him there…

Schlorp her until she’s happy, then Lego.

Well you gotta feel right with yourself, yeah. I had my own struggles to deal with for a long time.

emacs kicks ass

It becomes a tool for doing whatever you are doing at the moment.

You meet em out of the house is the trick.

Making friends is a continuous process, or at least one that you need to return to pretty regularly. Especially when you get older and your friends start disappearing.

If you don’t have kids of your own, it’s easy to get dealt out of a bunch of socializing; it’s worth it to be a supportive and present uncle/aunt/older cousin/family friend/whatever.

Friends that you stay close to for thirty years are special because they are rare.

Yup, the most likely people to get shot with a gun are the owner and the owner’s family. Gotta know what the hell you’re doing.

I was gonna say that is not a dead look in Vancouver either.

It’s practical when you live in a temperate rainforest.