A second plane has hit the topology

TIL triceratops are just prehistoric dogs

Sometimes I’ll have a joke related to the topic and am waiting to deliver it. Then the topic changes and it doesn’t work anymore. Only I know how good the joke was, and I carry that to my grave

And with more efficient water usage than washing by hand! Or so I’ve heard

Golden by HUNTR/X?

I thought the last panel was gonna say “we can smash it into a million pieces” 😆

1 blueberry cake donut and 1 plutonium cake donut please

I believe it’s called enshittification

It’s just a big kitty, boys! I can deal with this, I know kitties

She ate

Imagine trying to hide an entire pair of legs when you’re hanging out with ants

That’s my favorite part 😆

Try renaming it thesis_final-draft_v.6.9_final_FINAL.docx

Yes exactly!! Some of my other faves:

Fresh off a destroyer, nothing but a dance belt and a tube of ChapStick

You know what you people are, you’re bastard people

I’m gonna go home and bite my pillow

“Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!” (slams phone into receiver)

Try fresh-squeezed instead of concentrate

“all I can think about when I see clips from this movie is the fact the director said they had to paint out Sigourney Weaver’s bush hair. Personally, I think she should’ve kept it - she was supposed to be stuck on that ship for weeks. Of course you would have overgrown pubic hair.”

Penis… avarice?

Let’s see what Mage Hand does on this boyo

It is too much work. The problem is the system, not you. I know that’s not a helpful answer 😓