Little kid me would agree about the difficulty with the “sp” cluster. “Spoon” came out as “psoon”.

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the sausage

My grandmother’s closet - old wood, old clothes, and mothballs

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graffiti_(Palm_OS)

Sioux City birch beer is bright pink and tastes super weird but so good! At least it did thirty years ago iirc

I get that but you are not convincing me that this is good

Uncut Gems

A stressful two hours of screaming and bad decisions

There is no such thing as negative numbers. “How do you take 5 apples from 3 when there are only 3 apples?” This was in elementary school in Wisconsin. The temperature regularly goes below zero. Pointing this out got me time in the corner. I’m still kinda salty about that.

In Mississippi lol

As a northerner who lived in Tulsa for four years, I’d say Oklahoma was “Acts nice, are crazy”

Electoral College nonsense? It’s super easy to get Harris signs here in Wisconsin.

Six Feet Under

What We Do in the Shadows (cuz I love that song)

We found a dead baby bird. Was told most animal babies don’t live to adulthood. Knew people were animals so it was likely me and most of my friends would be dead by 21

So is she

It can seem to work though. My brother-in-law tells stories about seeing his friends get out of tickets with their hand written IDs. To me those stories sound like cops stopping a car full of drunken probably armed rednecks in the middle of nowhere - cops who just want to go home alive.

A

Bleach AND ammonia

Take a walk, to the post office. Don’t stop til you get enough.

Make your bed every day.

An order I received from a friend helping me out of a dark place. Asked why and was told to just do it.

Oof. So I have to go to Sweden now? Argh