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The kitchen guy that ketchups the overcooked steaks at Mar a Lago? The guy who changes donny’s shit-filled diapers multiple times a day? Any of the power-hungry sociopaths that make up this asshole’s entire circle of acquaintances?

Oh, you said “arrest”. My bad.

The Internet has fried my brain. All I can think of when I hear the phrase “bad dude” is the old meme spoofing the intro to Bad Dudes for NES:

Some West African frogs have been known to spontaneously change sex from male to female in a single sex environment. Malcolm was right. Life found a way.

– Dr. Alan Grant, Jurassic Park

“Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smart arse!”