Reply below with a ‘tut-tut’ to do your part for justice. Do it for America!

Tut-tut

Hey look, he’s doing that thing you all already knew he was doing!

The entrant from any new country must do Carpool Karaoke with James Corden. Can’t think of anything more cringe right now

In retaliation I now post notice that from today Sony does not own the money I transfer to them in exchange for goods or services. They have a limited, time bound, non-exclusive license to those funds which may be revoked by me at any time. By accepting my money, Sony also agrees to mandatory arbitration overseen by my 10 year old cat.

I didn’t know the Louvre had a sofa

Being silently judged by the can before I even get my hand into it 👀

Time to start putting some execs in prison for a very long time

The U.S. military has now confirmed the acceptance of at least six F-35 Joint Strike Fighters for the U.S. Marine Corps without radars. This is due to issues tied to the development of the new AN/APG-85 radar, the first production lot of which is scheduled to be delivered in 2028. The prospect of radarless F-35s had first emerged publicly back in February. The AN/APG-85 is a critical component of the larger Block 4 upgrade package for all variants of the F-35, an effort that has been mired in cost growth and delays.

If some results couldn’t be trusted then no results could be trusted

They tell you to stay put so that the bears don’t have to walk as far for their meal

Ofwat riding in at the last minute to save CEO bonuses, hurrah! Everyone rejoiced.

When are they going to make a FIFA movie then?

Oh, wait. Never mind 💀

Starmer doesn’t publicly shit himself, so I guess he’s got that going for him 🤷

I note that this synopsis conveniently forgets the punitive treatment of disabled people by cutting disability benefits and support, the erosion of trans rights, imprisonment of grandmothers for peacefully protesting an active genocide and selling arms to a country engaged in genocide. So left wing. Radical. Wow.

It’s only soccer if they forget to wear their boots

No nipples, no sale

🎶A cup full of purple drank
makes the shit go down
shit go down
makes the shit go down🎶

Or around 150,000 furlongs per fortnight

Is he claiming that he predates the Ford Model T?

Not a PETSCII keyboard?