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ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•ICE Gets Access To Medicaid Records So It Can Deport People For ER VisitsEnglish
4·4 months agoby means of cannon
ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•ICE Gets Access To Medicaid Records So It Can Deport People For ER VisitsEnglish
4·4 months agoWhat about the old fashioned strategy of “Pay up right now or I keel you”? And if the guy pays up, then he gets deported.
ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•‘Japanese First’ party emerges as election force with tough immigration talk
1·4 months ago難しい移民は日本人にとって面白いですね。なぜか分かりません。はは。
ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Florida's plan to replace migrant workers with children falls apartEnglish
10·4 months agoI hear mercury is a tasty exotic beverage in Florida.
ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Tennessee woman denied prenatal care for being unmarriedEnglish
3·4 months agoIt’s because the individual is more important than the community. I suppose you can call it the Harold Shipman clause of medical ethics.
You see, according to US doctrine, you are the only person that matters. Therefore, if you let other people die for fun, it’s okay. They’re part of the community, not you, the individual.
ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per policeEnglish
34·4 months agoI have no tolerance for people that murder birds. I hope the bear mace hurt.
ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksto
A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•Hotels have developed a new revenue stream: "algorithmic" smoke detectorsEnglish
4·4 months agoI tend to huff arsenic trioxide when I stay at a hotel. Will the hotel smoke detectors fine me for that?
ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Satire is indistinguishable from stupidityEnglish
3·4 months agoOh, that’s very simple. Warehousing! They need storage space for their gold, and their typical warehouses aren’t big enough to hold it all.
ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Allentown grandfather’s family was told he died in ICE custody. Then they learned he’s alive — in a hospital in Guatemala, they sayEnglish
4·4 months agoI’m in favor of deporting traitors to Antarctica. You know, uphold the old British tradition of sending prisoners to Australia.
I’ve always been bummed about no one trying to seriously colonize Antarctica. With my proposal, Trump and his buddies can try colonizing it firsthand.
ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Satire is indistinguishable from stupidityEnglish
1·4 months agoI’d say that depends on the degree of boned. Maximum boned means you’re free to take a property by force.
ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Satire is indistinguishable from stupidityEnglish
3·4 months agoThe banks, of course. They’ll buy anything.
ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Tulsi Gabbard calls for Obama to be prosecuted over 2016 election claimsEnglish
2·4 months agoI thought she was dead.
ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksto
Games@lemmy.world•The Star Wars Outlaws flop - Guillemot blames waning interest in the franchiseEnglish
3·4 months agoHonestly, I view ROS as the “Fuck it” movie. All the direction of where the story should go was pretty much dead after TLJ.
ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksto
Games@lemmy.world•The Star Wars Outlaws flop - Guillemot blames waning interest in the franchiseEnglish
3·4 months agoI want to see my man Nom Anor messing things up for both the Rebels and Empire. Maybe make the Peace Brigade while he’s at it.
ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksto
Games@lemmy.world•The Star Wars Outlaws flop - Guillemot blames waning interest in the franchiseEnglish
1·4 months agoStar by Star, Traitor, and Destiny’s Way are pretty good. I want some Alpha Red.
ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksto
Games@lemmy.world•The Star Wars Outlaws flop - Guillemot blames waning interest in the franchiseEnglish
15·4 months agoUnpopular Opinion: The Yuuzhan Vong Invasion would’ve been better than the Sequel Trilogy.
Seeing that business with Ithor on the big screen would’ve been great.
Fortunately, I’m the sort who goes, “Who the FUCK are you looking at?”, when I catch people staring.
ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Tim Walz says Trump ‘brings out the worst in people – and the worst in me’English
3·4 months agoIt has its advantages. Hostility prevents the target from thinking straight.

They wanted me to discuss insurance with them while my lungs were fucked up by pneumonia. It was very frustrating.