they don’t need to know they’re pregnant, the body has ways of shutting that down

cook it

i have fedora and double clicking exe files runs them automatically with wine. did you install wine through the distro repos or from a third party?

this was a Google April fools joke like 12 years ago

bro, i know all that stuff is bad, but have you heard her laugh? we made a solid choice.

(i hope i don’t need the /s, but Poe’s Law says i probably do)

arsenic, no?

almost certainly?

it’s refreshing to see a story about a cop just embezzling, instead of raping and murdering people

i didn’t realize things had gotten so bad

I’m curious, what would happen if you failed kids anyway, despite the pressure from admin?

I’m going to start calling area “2-dimensional volume”

i like how Mike Judge found the stupidest looking shoes he could find, from a new niche shoe company. These will never take off, he thinks; they’re too hideous. So he puts everyone in crocs and chortles to himself. And then, 20 years later …

hygiene poverty, what a weird way to say “stinky”

terrible headline. good news.

same thing happened to my son’s laptop when the battery started going bad. how old is the laptop (and the battery)?

reminds me of yahoo serious splitting a beer atom with a chisel in his shed. young einstein, what a fun movie

how would you be able to tell the difference in spoken language?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2013/01/03/how-lead-caused-americas-violent-crime-epidemic/

lead in gasoline caused lead poisoning, leading to an increase in violent crime. now most fuel is unleaded, reducing the incidence of lead poisoning, and leading directly to a decrease in violent crime

i know, it was a joke

3-5 bucks ain’t much