Or that one “System of a Down” Zelda song

I once saw this image/story being narrated by an over the top German guy, in some Facebook or tik tok or insta video, and found it hilarious, then I tried to find the damn video again for hours with no success, so now it just makes me sad. NoOOo Paunlinchen!

To quote the documentary Hotel Transylvania: “Yeah, well, who wouldn’t that kill?”

The picture made me assume anon was a girl, so I was thinking that if you, a girl, hear another girl say she wants a man, and you offer your womanly services, it shouldn’t come as a big shock to be rejected and laughed out of the room… Then I read the comments and thought “oh. Yeah. That makes more sense.”

Assumptions ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Can’t afford the kids or the printers?

Is getting hit by a truck really the end? Or just the beginning?

Isekai genre: Allow me to introduce myself.

I’ve been mostly too lazy to look into how to use passkeys. If my normal flow is using 1password for 2fa (on mobile and on the computer), is there a way I can still use that with passkeys? It says they’re supported but I’m not sure how that’d work, because aren’t they device specific?

I just don’t want me losing access to my phone for whatever reason mean that I lose access to my accounts.

How’d you sell the same phone 4 times? Did you tie a string to it and pulled it back after the transaction was done??

I thought *Quil got debunked as being worse than even placebo for actually curing anything

Hide yo guns, that turtle has opposible thumbs