Derek Nippl-e

Would’ve been spelled “ridged” then, wouldn’t it?

Simple - give birth

Yeah, but without the correlation that this particular fella is living there. That vacuum might’ve been the missing link in someone’s data collection.

But I don’t want the best content.

Because it was said so on the Internet, duh.

Cool thing about kids is that they’re not prejudiced before they learn something new. Not so cool thing is that parents often pass prejudice onto their kids.

Funny to think that the same number of drives would fit into maybe 1/4 of this height if made in the slim form factor.

Not having lived through it is fine; being unable to google a couple of words is just virtue signalling how lazy you are, especially considering this is probably coming from someone who’s glued to their phone all day.

You could be walking down the street singing along the music in your earphones. It could still be relatable.

Don’t put toddlers on shelves, got it.

Because it has to be hooked to a subscription, duuh.

Yeah, exactly.

Wow, imagine having to pay a subscription to have a 2-year warranty.

Online first, and they’re only now working on offline mode? Okay…

I encountered those in game dev a while ago. Honestly, fuck them.

… and then there are bands that go like “That’s all, thanks, bye.” and that’s really it.

Okay, surely.

Yep. Yet another useless flame war over dietary preferences while missing the original joke.

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