cheee

ask specific questions in an email

5 minutes later

“I wanted to call to discuss the email”

Fuck. Off.

Comedyhomicide

“Need” to upgrade?

need is a strong word, lmao

Probably just not very nice and self absorbed

me_irl

Probably would’ve done better if they hadn’t charged such insane prices for them.

Especially FF7 rebirth lmao - a decades old game, made pretty, but still a decades old game -

ff7 rebirth 1.3x MORE EXPENSIVE than Baldurs Gate 3 at normal prices. Out of touch motherfuckers…

Genuinely was interested in getting ff7 until I saw the price tag, then immediately said nah fuck that and noped out for good

I thought tumblr was where ppl who think they are funny or clever go to add captions to things that are actually funny, and make them less funny through their stupid caption or commentary

Look, me too, but, the average punter on the street just looks at AI new features and goes OK sure give it to me. Tell them about the dodgy shit that goes with AI and you’ll probably get a shrug at most

The voice inside that tells us it will be better with alcohol is just so full of fucking bullshit, hey.

Everything is better without drinking. I know it, experience tells me this without any doubt, if I look back at what I’ve done, all the worst shit, all the worst times, has been fuelled by alcohol.

I will not drink with you, today. Thanks for sharing your experiences.

Sometimes it’s Grain liquor and slim jims (happiest expression)

Yeah like nothing stops me from eating. Nothing. Ever. Hideous gastro, vomiting, diarrhoea, mouth surgery, nothing has ever ever dampened my appetite.

The way I survive my shitty internal thought processes is essentially this, but I think of it more as fatalism.

Things be as they be and usually there ain’t shit fuck all I can do about it, so I accept that.

At least Negan had some redeeming qualities.

Negan

Learn to moisturise goddamnit

Black cat

Flesh wolf

Thanks, Obama.

Why is Spotify’s shuffle so abysmally awful? It’s nigh on useless

Almost like race is a bs social construct and we are all human who deserve to be treated well

…almost