leftzero

he was an aerospace guy

— How l’any atmospheres can the ship withstand!?
— Well, it’s a spaceship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one…

It often happens to be both, though.
Which seems particularly likely in this case, given Spez & co.'s track record of being both malicious and stupid, more often than not at the same time…

This sounds like malicious incompetence…

Greek god of dread and terror. Also, the smaller and outermost of the two satellites of Mars, named after said god.

Yeah, but Turtle was also abusing the dog, who is the only real victim here.

If we’re talking those “diet” sugarfree ones you’d better be sitting on the toilet, from what I heard, because you’re probably gonna be “processing” them fast and violently…