I’m downvoting you just to reinforce the idea that no one here gets sarcasm

Idk I just hot linked some random image on the internet

Wait until you figure out reading in bed with your jaw resting on your pillow because you got old and started wearing glasses causes your TMJ pain

Just a few thousand truck flipping cars on the road might be a good start

What species were they?

I’d just change my first name to Dick or Karen instead

Needs an Oxford comma

Fuck qualified immunity

How long did this take?

I saw you other thread, enclosure is big and if they can get over the fence there’s nothing you can do. Let your wife shoot them if she’s game. Loose dogs kill other people’s chickens and likely dogs, they chase bikes, horses, and other livestock and maybe children

If you’re unwilling to shoot them, then I would try to capture or trap them and take them to the pound yourself. Or hold them hostage until the owners show up (then shoot the owners ;) )

2"x4" welded wire fence is relatively cheap and should keep dogs out and even people. The problem is the chickens will just freak out until the dogs can grab a wing or leg and kill another, so maybe a smaller opening would be safer

Splice, impossibly expensive subscription even though I paid for a lifetime license (theft)

Focos, maybe they sold it, but they crippled the one thing I used and changed it to a subscription

Evernote, so long ago, I don’t remember, but expensive

Komoot, soon to be too expensive and enshittified

It’s just really weird I keep running into them with random apps I have used

You might have the tufted titmouse

This fucking company keeps buying things I use and ruining them. I can’t believe I know their name

At least I don’t use AOL

I mean aren’t all nukes kind of invincible?

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Even more confusing if you want to meet at an intersection

I feel it’s more like - we started doing it and never thought about it again

Bravo