Ask your local chatbot today about the teosinte emoji

The comments mark a shift in tone for the president, who touted a drop in gas prices in his State of the Union address last month

That shit was last week

Me, every morning: “Is he dead yet? … Damn.”

forbidden twizzler

Johnny Tightlips! Why are you nailing the windows shut and motioning for me to get my gun?

Indeed. By which I mean, where are the controls? How could a control even exist for such an experiment? Any non-research mouse becomes research by default.

And blah blah blah that’s what they want you to think. lol

smash bros melee. i was sooooo hyped. but the game felt way too fast for me compared to n64 smash, and the litany of clone characters was a massive letdown.

The U.S. Released the Epstein Files.

Did they, though?

the focus on God as the ruler of the universe

I don’t know what it is about this line or the mood I’m in, but… I’d like to buy some shiny bright red size 12 pumps so I can stomp my giant scary disgusting transfem foot on his idiot throat in style and teach him who really rules his universe.

He’d make them leave a plaque with his name on it up there. Or a little model trump tower, so there can literally be one on the moon.

Ozempic must suck then, damn

where are they supposed to be? what’s in the background? why is the pile of tomato-persimmon-apples speaking for itself in one panel, but not in the next? why are the arms of the scale different lengths? why does the notebook seem to move from one edge of the table to the other between the last 2 panels? why is the white dude’s pencil on his right in one panel, but held in his left hand in the next? why does the black dude suddenly have a pencil at the end of the comic?

why’s the white man in a button-down, but the black man’s in jeans and a t-shirt? huh? what the fuck?

I hate ai art and photos

I hate ai, art, and photos. We are (presumably) not the same.

this is like somebody’s midterm assignment in advanced memetics

are these nuts that have been taken from a dog and then miniaturized, or nuts taken from a miniaturized dog?

or, perhaps the dog was not miniaturized, but rather was a small dog in its own right to begin with, one that was only “miniature” in comparison with other, larger-sized dogs, and not as a result of an artificial miniaturization procedure

in either case, the labeling is certainly ambiguous, and could possibly be clarified with a well-placed hyphen. hopefully shoppers would be quick to catch on to the difference between a “mini-dog nut” and a “mini dog-nut”.

but then, what could a “mini-dog-nut” be?

also aren’t these just donuts?

How else do people think we were translating all that hentai before the slop generators took off

It’s in front of the popcorn duh 😑 🙄 🤦‍♀️

This society must burn.

so you want a realistic down-to-earth show… that’s completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots…

edit: and also, you should win points by watching.