Fifa has an ethics committee? That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard for ages.

No, plenty of software already runs like shit and didn’t get optimised. Until people find “not running like shit” more of a selling point than “has new ai feature” commercial software will do the latter.

Dark scruffy hair, greying beard. That’s us!

Southerner brit who watches too much US telly, but tries to resist the influence.

I use libreoffice calc. I don’t manually enter stuff though, I just export csv from my bank web interface. (I don’t use cash much, so am not worried about tracking those few transactions)

I’d probably be too lazy to use anything that required me to update it for every transaction.

Surviving Mars (there’s going to be a relaunched edition, but no upgrade path)

Stop talking to people altogether. It’s not like my mental health can get much worse anyway.

Oh, to the dog’s owners. I thought we’d returned to an age of slavery for a moment there.

“slams”… Actually ok they can have this one.

Both are based on the 1960s tv show.

One out of three ain’t bad.

Either that or it’s a climate change thing and it’s just a few years too early.

Jason?

That’s alright, I believe him.

Warm up stretches.

I’ve had an Anker one since 2022, still working fine.

Happy (short) birthday!

Just testing if people will pay extra for a nonexploding plane.

I hope Arlo recovers quickly!

I prefer “as foretold”, like I’m some kind of prophet for having already explained what this idiot is currently confused about.