I had a golden retriever as a kid. He once are a whole pot roast then slept for like 12 hours. He also ate a neighbor’s chicken once. Took him 3 days to cough up the ribcage. I think it almost killed him, and I have no doubt he would have done it again given the opportunity.

That non-dismissable “ask us anything” box is everything wrong with Time magazine in 2025.

You can’t actually Trump me, I am way older than 13.

God

This parrot you sold me is dead.

Yes the leprechaun has to sell you his house for 10 silver coins but only if you have 2 witnesses

The pilot also said something about 33 thousand feet up in the air. This flight has something for everyone it seems.

Oh the other 3/4 can’t afford to eat regularly.

Paul McCartney died in a car crash in 1964 and was replaced by someone who turned out to be a way better song writer.

The files are in the computer?

I have one, I make drip coffee. Used them on a trip to Australia and got one soon after.

JFC it started on 4chan. How anyone thinks it is anything other than a troll that caught on baffles me.

How about some more beans Mr. Taggrt? Waving hat I’d say you’ve had enough.

Also

Mungo just pawn in game of life.

Yeah, like between the time I wake up and the time I go to bed really.

No he’s near the Canadian border, which he was told was a major route for fentanyl.

Yeah but that Marathon was innovative, looked good, and was fun to play. That would never work in this day and age. Also I think the only thing that same about the two is the name.

They can be resettled in Libya with the Gazans.

I bet the Unity corpo rats are friends with the Adobe corpo rats. The seem to vibe on the same level.

We almost beat medicare. It was that bad.

The Democrats probably learned they need to move more to the right and get rid of troublemakers like David Hogg. Whatever aipac tells them really.