He would have made him eat a shit sandwich

It’s like Christmas for identity thieves

They’re still out there. The answer you’re looking for is “ziperto”

Reminds me of this

Oh no they found me

I only got a few sausages left, I’m gonna get real weird with it

I would play the shit out of this

Once in HS my biology teacher was talking about IVF, and at some point in his lecture he hypothetically asked “what do you do with all those eggs?” And I answered “make an omelette.” He was not pleased. The class liked it though

Need 😩

Oh nooo I’m jaywalking again! Someone needs to stop me before I commit more heinous misdemeanors!

I’m finally playing this rn for the first time, and it’s absolutely full of based stuff like this. Not sure why I waited so long, I’m not even playing the remake because I have a comfy GameCube/CRT set up in my room

Goddamn it I’ll never unhear this. I liked that song 😭

Sometimes a niche reference really resonates with an outgoing person and they start making sure you’re part of conversations

I burned a HeXEn dvd last year for modding purposes on the original Xbox. Only thing I’ve burned in years. Still have a stack of blanks and an external USB disk drive, just in case.

Out of stock 😭

Vanilla Satisfactory

Yeah still sounds like there are more effective uses of your time than porch piracy. Who knows what is in that box, it could be really important for that person to get it on time. Steal the truck before it’s loaded instead

The guy that Frank thinks is Bruce Mathis, and accidentally destroys his car while spying on him.

Something about having giant mushroom caps cover my tits sounds genuinely appealing. Like I bet it feels really weird in a good way

The real struggle is staying focused during the few seconds between turning off my alarm and getting my meds. One little maneuver could cost 51 years