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Oof. The desperation is palpable and does not bode well for the future of Facebook. May it burn in hell

As Kinky Friedman once said:

We reserve the right to refuse service to you.
Take your business back to Walgreens!
Have you tried the local zoo?

Oh shit, so he’s claiming Charlie Kirk was killed by the Israelis and the feds refused to even investigate it. This dude is about as awful of a person as could exist, but this is really going to fuck up the MAGA base and I’m here for it

Their 2024 gross revenue was about $1.9 billion, so $250 million would be over 13% of their total annual revenue

This used to be me, but I put a hook by the door where I handle my bag back up after I’ve unloaded it. I rarely go to the grocery on impulse though, so I’m always making a dedicated trip and leaving from my house, and the routine of it finally sank in. I highly recommend an extra large tote with stiff sides. I can typically fit an entire shopping trip in there for our family of 3 and just sling it over my shoulder

I’ve been using a wireless mouse at work now for over 12 years and can count on one hand the number of times I’ve had to change the batteries

For real, this all happened at the very beginning of the Trump Admin, it’s been over a year

Narcissism’s a hell of a drug

You gotta get out of there. Any prospect to move out and live on your own or with a roommate?

These guys fucking rock. Thanks for the share

but also have to be weary of the fact that some of them are just posing and scamming.

The amount of people doing this is infinitesimal compared to the actual homeless population. This is basically a right-wing talking point to undercut empathy with people who are experiencing homelessness.

Also you should never feel bad for not giving a panhandler money, but if you feel called to do more, just find an organization to volunteer with. There are people facing homelessness right now or in the near future in every urban and rural area in the US

Quick question for you…what is it you need to “figure out?”

What’s clickbaity about this headline? He literally said these words, and it means the same thing in context as it does as a standalone sentence

Why would you go around it when it’s behind you? 🤔

This looks great! I’ve been making chili crunch, which seems similar but the order is different. I fry shallots in avocado oil until crispy, and remove them, then fry garlic in the same oil and remove them. I put all the spices and chiles in a giant bowl, heat the oil to 375°F, then pour it over the spices and mix. After it cools, chop the fried shallots and garlic and add them back in. This has turned out amazing. My recipe also includes a good amount of chopped peanuts, and I use dried guajillo, pasilla, and morita peppers because I want it more flavorful than spicy. The Szechuan peppercorns are essential to getting the right flavor though

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the barbeque grill?

Frank.

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Towin Mak, a representative from the educator center that owned the robot, explained to TDM that the incident happened as the robot was leaving the area. The woman stopped in the middle of the walkway to check her phone, and because the robot couldn’t get around, it simply waited behind her, he claimed. That’s when she noticed the robot with its lights on, startling her, given the late hour.

If I discovered a robot standing silently behind me on the street, I would also have a lil’ freakout

Not sure what you mean

Iran seems to making it clear they will not be stopping soon, regardless of what Trump does. Trump has been trying to send Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner back in for “negotiations” (they were in the middle of “negotiations” when Trump attacked), but the Iranians have said “fuck no, it’s too late.”