The difference is that when I was in high school, a girl asked me to walk them home from a party, then took me up to her apartment and put this song on and we danced a bit; there was no mating, since oblivious me just went “haha that was fun, well, back to the party now”.
I’m sure a wild ape would’ve smelled what’s going on…















I always put the divider down behind my stuff, line behind me or no, and expect nothing in return from the people behind me. If the person in front of me can’t be arsed to put the divider down after their stuff, it’s fun to see how many of my items get scanned before they get to have an awkward conversation with the cashier. Yes I’m normal and well adjusted, why do you ask?