variety is the spice of life

once they drive most other retailers out of business, they’ll be able to jack the prices up. has been the plan the whole time

All praise Deditutankh, the Egyptian god of taxes!

“every day you don’t practice is a day you’re getting worse”

Ryder is the ultimate latchkey kid

KIA BOYZ!

1 step closer to “Drink Verification Can” becoming a reality

Eric Cartman would love this

I love surprised pikachu. it transcends generations

10 seconds after my kid says he’s full he asks for candy. don’t want him to go to bed hungry but it’s like pulling teeth to get them to god damn eat their dinner

Reminds me of this Liam Neeson bit

my friend says that’s disgusting! he’s also asking what her account name is…?

i’d still do it