Pilot: Mayday mayday mayday, we’ve had an engine out
Tower: Is it a full or partial engine out?
Pilot: Partially out of the cowling
Pilot: Mayday mayday mayday, we’ve had an engine out
Tower: Is it a full or partial engine out?
Pilot: Partially out of the cowling
Get a little portable bidet. They’re not ideal, but it sure beats the awful toilet paper in public bathrooms.
While others grow a beard because we’ve lost everything on top and it’s at least a consolation prize.


To be fair, allowing felons to run for office means that a leader’s political enemies can’t be charged with phony crimes in order to prevent them from running for office. It’s a safeguard against authoritarianism.


Not yet
Ignites lightsaber
I’ve gained about 30 lbs (14kg) over the last two years. I fell out of the habit when I got my first job out of college, but now that I’m not working remotely I have a better schedule, yet I still have trouble maintaining motivation long enough to make a habit of it.
I love running, but I can’t seem to make myself do it. With winter closing in again I worry that I won’t be able to muster the strength to go run outside again until the spring.
Any tips or inspiration anyone could share would be appreciated.


I have absolutely no idea what they mean by conservative/progressive movie. I too would like to know, because I’m utterly baffled.


“Liquidation” sounds like it’s just another way to say “sunken”


Easily, Frodo Baggins. The strongest, bravest, and most noble of hobbits.


Me cago en la leche de tu puta madre
That’s one I picked up in Málaga. Fun place haha
Boooo
Long live the Olive! Glory to the Olive empire!


Star Wars: Rebels and Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020.
Honestly, not a ton changes



OC
You could always just create an account on another instance. It’s unlikely that username has been taken on every other instance.
I’m planning on selling my MacBook and making the switch as soon as the AMD version is available. I’m excited to be able to support a company that values repairable hardware.
When I graduated college, I was interviewing with the charter school that my mom works at. They were looking for ANYBODY with a degree in physics. It didn’t matter that I wasn’t a licensed educator, it didn’t matter that all I had was a Bachelor’s degree. They were offering an annual salary of $42,000 per year.
Two years later, I’m making over 4x that amount, annually, as a software engineer.
I really would love to teach, because I love science and I love teaching. But I love financial stability and a good work/life balance wayyy more.