

So let’s say they actually try to enforce this. How do they know which signatures are autopen and which aren’t? They (the GOP) will probably just say they all were, but I can’t imagine it holding up in court against any reasonable judge.


So let’s say they actually try to enforce this. How do they know which signatures are autopen and which aren’t? They (the GOP) will probably just say they all were, but I can’t imagine it holding up in court against any reasonable judge.

Man’s chest: where do you see yourself in five years?
Woman’s chest: El Salvador
Man’s penis: dream vacation?
Woman’s knee: ICE deportation.


Lol. I can also say…
I will die today
And
I will die today if I drink this poison.
Pretty different meaning.


No it isn’t. Adding
… than there would be if this safety requirement were not implemented.
Makes it correct. This didn’t exist in the original article.


this will mean thousands more fingers lost per year.
No, this will mean we’ll continue to have thousands of fingers lost per year, not introduce additional incidents.
They are not removing a workplace safety requirement, they are preventing a new one from being implemented.


😮 you use a vpn to avoid porn? That’s a novel use case.
I find the “fuck your feelings” stickers hilarious because you know the schmucks that have them are the brittlest fucking snowflakes ever.


After bringing the insanely bogus charges against Comey and James they get to Schiff but can’t pull any more assinine bullshit out of their ass? What happened?
This… Is a shitty comic.
How many BMs has the doctor witnessed? Is this a common thing for doctors to watch?
I need it measured in courics for it to be a valid large bm.


Don’t think so.


You need more of these: … … … Looks like you … Used all of your’s.
Don’t be silly, the cat doesn’t know how to use knives.
Yeah, we keep that one in the bathroom sink, not the kitchen sink.
I have mistaken the cat food knife for the butter knife more than once.


This makes me want to fly around and bludgeon some bitches with a floppy dildo bat.


And ensure they catastrophically fail around year 6 or 7
No, I’m not presuming that. That’s why I specifically started “reasonable judge”. It’s obvious an unreasonable judge wouldn’t care.